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PostSubject: Laughter, best medicine   Sat Sep 11, 2010 3:38 am

A bear and a rabbit are takin a poop in the woods. The bear asks the rabbit, "Do you have problems with crap sticking to your fur?"

The rabbit says, "No."

So the bear wipes his butt with the rabbit.



What do you call a fish with no eyes?

a fsh!



Why do ducks have flat feet?

To stomp out forest fires.

Why do elephants have flat feet?

To stamp out burning ducks.

What did the orchard owner say when he felt the ground shake?

Must be a duck on fire somewhere.



The doctor said i wasn't doing enough exercise, he said to do at least one thing a week that gets me out of breath...so i took up smoking.

(no I don't smoke!)



What has four legs and goes "boo"

A cow with a cold.



A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper says, "You have a drink named Steve?"



Why did the boy fall off the swing?

Cause someone threw a fridge at him.



whats pink and fluffy?
pink fluff

whats blue and fluffy?
pink fluff holdin its breath



why did the koala fall outta the tree?
cuz it was dead

why did the other koala fall outta the tree?
cuz it thought it was a game

why did the tree fall down?
cuz it thought it was a koala



Chief Wiggam off the simpsons:

"SCUM FREEZEBAG!!!!!"



Can a frog jump higher than a building?

Yes, a building can't jump



2 cannibals sitting by a lake eating dinner when one says to the other "I really hate my mother in law" The other cannibal says "Do what I do, just eat the potatoes"



What do you get when you cross a chicken and a cement mixer?

A brick layer



wonder if you choke a smurf, what colour does it turn?



A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
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PostSubject: Re: Laughter, best medicine   Sat Sep 11, 2010 3:39 am

For sale: parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

why do squirrels swim on there backs ? to keep there nuts dry of course Very Happy

What do you call two guys hanging from a window... Curt n Rod
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PostSubject: Re: Laughter, best medicine   Sat Sep 11, 2010 3:40 am

Simpsons: You have 30 mins to shift your car, your car has been impounded, your car has been crushed into a cube, you have 30 minutes to remove your cube
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PostSubject: Re: Laughter, best medicine   Sat Sep 11, 2010 3:41 am

Meow, Im a spider!!
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PostSubject: Re: Laughter, best medicine   Wed Jun 08, 2011 4:38 pm

went to the doctor because I have stabbing pains in my eyes every time I drink tea and coffee... He advised me to try removing the spoon from the cup
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PostSubject: Re: Laughter, best medicine   Mon Dec 10, 2012 3:15 am

what is red and bad for your teeth?

A brick
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